Spread my arms and soak up, congratulations

→ 21 May 12 at 8 pm

I would get a cat mostly to decorate the litter box with a banner saying “poop palace.”

I’m not a cat person.

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→ 21 May 12 at 8 pm (Source: gofuckingnuts, via notwisejustyoung)

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lizbethanne:

I love everything about this.

(via uozumi)

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→ 20 May 12 at 5 pm tatianasana:

Meerkat

(Source: littlemisseadie)

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→ 20 May 12 at 5 pm thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im not a hero

sometimes the world just needs savin

ohhh gawwddd
(Source: dryhumpingsuzzy, via tatianasana)

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→ 20 May 12 at 5 pm tatianasana:

Watcha gonna do meow dat i iz in ur sink?

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→ 19 May 12 at 10 pm

dizzymisslivvy:

ℱavorite People in no particular order ► Cast of New Girl

“So, you know in horror movies when the girl’s like, ‘Oh, my God. There’s something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what’s going on, in the dark.’ And you’re like, ‘What is your problem? Call the police!’ And she’s like, ‘Okay,’ but it’s too late, because she’s already getting murdered? Well, uh, my story’s kind of like that.”

(Source: flashytoothbrush)

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→ 19 May 12 at 10 pm

Justin Robinson: Alright I'm going to list the Bond actors and you guys clap for whichever one is your favorite. Sean Connery?

My Dad: HELL YEAHHHHHHH

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→ 05 May 12 at 1 pm MMMMMMM
(Source: sfranciscolover)

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→ 05 May 12 at 1 pm emptygravity:

Who’s the artist? this is great

(Source: liftednotdrifted, via infiniteinfidelity)

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